i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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