Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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