Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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