She is in my trunk
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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