that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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