i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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