Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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