its not stalking. its research.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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