why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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