I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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