You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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