what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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