People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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