I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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