It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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