But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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