just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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