no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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