I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
i've created a new STD.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
false alarm, still single
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