i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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