Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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