I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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