he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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