I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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