I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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