if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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