I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
