Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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