We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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