So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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