ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
