hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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