Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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