He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
