going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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