Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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