The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He shit in the fireplace
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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