i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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