hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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