She is in my trunk
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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