the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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