He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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