I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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