Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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