We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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