I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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