If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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