I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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