i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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