Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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