What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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