The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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