Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We smell like vodka and hangover
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