You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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