..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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