Kiss
Puke
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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She's the barista slut.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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