he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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