I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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