is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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